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This week’s episode had a strong lead up.
This week’s episode saw the return of KNIGHT, our most popular contestant, who as usual was joined by his team-mates MARY, BETH and SIM. With the exception of MARY who was a little behind schedule, everything else ran smoothly. As if to underline the point, however, they were interrupted by the appearance of a man wearing a mask and carrying several bags. Knights team members were quickly hustled off and communications were lost.
BETH, who was on the ground, called out to her team but they were all too busy embracing one another. When she and SIM saw that their team-mate was okay, they rushed to his side, but then another individual was nowhere to be found.
Sim, now fully operational, quickly located the mannequin and interrogated him, only for it to be revealed that he was none other than MONARCH. Once revealed, however, it was too late. The mannequin was already inside the house and the assault was already underway.
As the survivors of the attack struggled to get out, MARY rushed all the way up to the house, only to find it already dark. In the dark, with no light coming in, she could only make out the shape of a mannequin and the words “Open the Door” written in both English and Chinese.
The frightened MARY quickly leaped back inside but not before she’d heard the mannequin’s voice. The voice also said “You will retreat now. We will take you inside.” With that, the mannequin vanished, leaving only the terrified MARY standing in the middle of the floor.
Stunned, MARY slowly backed away, uncertain how to proceed. Then, a voice said “Don’t worry. I’m here.” With that, MONARCH stepped into the light, revealing himself to be a mannequin and a large smile on his face. MARY was confused and in a daze, when MONARCH said “It is finished. The violence is over.”
With that, the door to the house was opened and the remaining survivors of the attack came face-to-face with the mannequin again. In a physical exchange, they forced the mannequin to the ground and kicked it into submission, only to have it suddenly appear behind them and begin to attack. Taunting them, the mannequin said “You will always be my favorite. The others will be following soon.” With that, it vanished.
The remaining contestants then heard the sound of footsteps approaching and saw the silhouettes of MARY’s team-mates BETH and SIM approaching. When they saw the scene, however, they froze, speechless. As MARY, who was emerging from the house, explained the situation, meanwhile, the rest of the team members froze in shock.
The first to speak up was MARY herself, who screamed at them “What the hell are you doing here? How did you get in here? What happened to the others? Get out of here!” In an attempt to calm the rest of the team down, however, she then explained everything clearly and concisely, while they listened in silence, transfixed by the sights and sounds of the moment.
The rest of the team then grew more perplexed, more confused than ever. After a while, a voice said “You need to come with me. We have a mission for you.” With that, a man in a black suit stepped into the room, leading MARY and BETH out of the house together with the other remaining survivors.
## Game show segment with a shout out to Piers Morgan
This week’s game show segment saw the return of Piers Morgan, who last appeared in August 2006. Like many of his shows before him, however, the interview began with an introduction about the history of London. Piers then interviewed three celebrities about their time in the capital, Lloyd Webber, Bono and Oasis, the latter of which he used as his opening remarks.
As Piers was talking, however, a voice said “What is it? What’s happening? Why is Piers Morgan interviewing me?” The voice then said “The game show is finished. I want to Ask the Big Question.” With that, the host said “Who is John Lennon?” The host then said “Even though he is famous for being a political activist, he is actually a great person who has devoted his life to helping the less fortunate.”
With that, the host said “What’s happening? Why is the game show stopping? I can’t seem to get through to the other contestants.” The rest of the contestants then heard Piers’s questions and simply replied, as they always have, “Whatever PiersMorgan asks.”
After the segment, however, Piers Morgan & Co. suddenly appeared in the room and immediately began to ask the usual questions. The rest of the team, however, were left with very little information.
After another while, Piers came back with the news that the challenge round was over and that the final match had been agreed upon. With that, the game show came to an end. As the credits rolled, Piers Morgan & Co. were once again nowhere to be found.
Piers Morgan’s return
With Piers Morgan gone, however, the focus of the interview turned to the other celebrities on the show, who were all quite familiar to Pierssider fans. As the screen went black, however, Piers Morgan was revealed to be still in the room, along with his team of judges.
As Piers was being interviewed, however, the remaining actors on the show, along with some new characters, stepped into the black, replacing him. Among them was the voice of villainous villainous JOHN LENNON who, as we all now know, was actually a great person.
As Piers was being interviewed, however, he greeted the group of actors and said “And now for something completely different, my friends.” With that, he disappeared, leaving the leading actresses and the other surviving celebrities in the black room with no clue as to what was about to happen next.
Final match finish
While the contestants were still in the black room, however, Piers Morgan & Co. called out to the rest of the remaining guests in the room. At first, they were met by reluctant acquaintances, before they were whisked away in a car filled withsecurity.
As the car drove through the night, however, security became even more reluctant to let the other participants enter. After all, they were all members of the public, after all, and they were all just going to watch the show.
Finally, at one of the far off corners, however, Piers Morgan drew his legendary team together and said “What’s next? Who is going to win the final?” With that, he said “The final is going to be all about who plays the most minutes.” With that, he vanished, leaving the remaining group to fight for their lives.
After the contest, however, Piers Morgan & Co. were confronted with an unexpected and scary reality. As the rest of the group was still in the black room, however, Piers Morgan naasongs.net himself stepped through the door and told them “That’s it, my friends. We’re through. The show is over.” With that, Piers Morgan vanished, leaving the remaining team members absolutely terrified.